The Ballad of the Rhymin’ Worm

Author’s Note: Many readers of the print edition have asked me why I didn’t include the “Ballad of the Rhymin' Worm” in the book. The answer’s pretty simple: there’s not much excuse for publishing bad poetry. But, since this is an website, what follows is the complete poem in all its awful glory. The place names mostly refer to shelters and mountains. There’s a new verse for each day I’m on the trail, and the numbers refer to how many days I’d been on the trail. On days that I took time off, I repeated the ballad’s refrain. So, with no further ado, “The Ballad of the Rhymin’ Worm.”

 

The Worm went south to Springer Mt.
            burning all his bridges,
his next six months a series of
            Appalachian ridges.

 1 . He bid goodbye to spouse and dog
            (and beer and Coca-Cola)
and picked his way to the first blaze
            from Amicalola.

2. At Nimblewell the blisters bit
            which made him feel like shouting,
and Rangers in their camo paint
            ambushed him at Hawk Mountain.

3. The April sun was sweltering;
            he humped up Sassafrass,
and when he reached the gap at Gooch
            the AT'd kicked his ass.

 

4. The Trail was packed with Scouts and dads

            earning badges walking.

At night the hollows of the hills

            echoed with their talking.

 

5. Blood Mountain Shelter was a pit

            despite the panoramas;

"Bigfoot" in his gorilla mask

            was clowning for the cameras.

 


 

6. Recuperation was the word

            host'ling at Wa-la-si-Yi;

then camping up on Wildcat Ridge

            (Whitley Shelter was a sty).

 

7. Eleven miles from Hogpen Gap

            sharing shelter with the "Loon,"

he spent a windy, chilly night

            with stars, [beat] comet, and new moon.

 

8. The view at Tray Mount was superb:

            impossible to match,

till Ga-ry and Len-nie's welcome

            at [beat] the Blueberry Patch

 

             (Day off, Hiwassee GA)

 

The Worm went south to Springer Mount

            burning all his bridges

His next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

10. After a Hiawassee Day--

            rest and relaxation--

'twas onward Carolina-way

            (to the Worm's home station)

 

11. The climb from Bly Gap was a grunt;

            wet, [beat] cold [beat] one vast hurt.

The shelter crowd soon warmed him, with

            "Singing Bear" [beat] in concert.

 

12. The view from Standing Indian

            was worth the whipping breeze,

which heralded at Carter Gap

            a twenty degree freeze.

 

13. He pushed and pushed to Rainbow Springs

            until his feet were sore.

The bunkhouse was a rowdy scene,

            its woodstove made to roar.

 

14. A horrid call from work reached out

            to drag him back this day.

He shook his head and packed his pack

            and turned and hiked away.

15. Departing Silers in the sun

            to see how far he'd go,

he stopped at Cold Spring, waking to

            a blanketing of snow.

 

16. All downhill to Rufus Morgan

            from Nantahala Balds

dreaming of Wesser restaurants'

            coffee so hot it scalds.

 

17. Sardined into a shelter box

            one mile from N.O.C.,

the night passed quick, the morning came;

            to meet his love went he.

 

 (two days off—Wesser NC)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount

            burning all his bridges

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian ridges.

 

19 . Recov’ring from too many beers

            the hikers staggered north;

three thousand feet of climbing was

            about all they were worth.

 

20. Early morning thunder waked him

            at Locust Cove Gap.

A rainy morning hiking on;

            a short noon shelter nap.

 

21. Wind, dark clouds and muddy trails

            bothered him all day,

but rain held off till Cable Gap

            where he sheltered safe away.

 

22. Fontana's Hilton was a treat

            no mouse or skunk came near,

but missed connections, lousy rain

            made the next day drear.

 


 

 (Day off, Fontana Dam)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian ridges.

 

24. Up Shuck-stack to the Smoky Mounts,

            recov'ring from a cold,

he spent the night at Mollie's Field:

            a ten-mile day, all told.

 

25. The hike to Derricks Knob looked fun:

            the Smokies? Pretty easy!

(Until he stumbled into camp,

            exhausted, damp, and greasy.)

 

26. Over the hump of Clingman's Dome

            as crummy weather neared--

the views were chill, then rain closed in,

            the weather all had feared.

 

27. Mount Collins Shelter was a mess:

            he feared that he would drown,

so he slogged five miles to Newfound Gap

            and hitched a ride to town.

 

28. A rainy morn in Gatlinburg,

            a wet day on the trail

an afternoon of boot-deep mud,

            a night of storm and hail.

 

29. They climbed uphill out of the mist

            and walked the ridge all day;

the thirteen miles to Cosby Knob,

            a rocky, lovely way.

 

30. Mountain Mama's burgers beckon

            so down the hill they roll.

Goodbye to Don and "Java Joe"

            (the AT takes its toll).

 

31. To Max Patch Bald from Davenport

            he hiked his weary way

hoping for his Hot Springs mail

            by morning Saturday.

 

32. The Deer Park Shelter welcomed him

            with cracks between the slats.

He dined on mac as storms blew in,

            and swept away the gnats.

 

33. He hustled into Hot Springs next

            (his check was in the mail),

but banks are closed on Saturdays--

            the plan was doomed to fail.

 

34. Up Lovers Leap he climbed from town

            his legs, they felt like lead;

the hostel stay had been too brief

            to help him clear his head.

 

35. The Smokies quagmire came to mind

            atop Bearwallow Gap;

once more he found himself bogged down

            knee deep in muck and crap.

 

36. He stumbled up to Hogback Ridge

            dehydrated and squiggly;

"Bigfoot" was there, and "Doobie Bros."

            and so was Señor Wiggly.

 

37. The mind, it said, "Press onward, son!"

            The body said, "you lie!"

He stayed on at Bald Mountain and

            ate strawberry pie.

 

38. To Erwin-town from Bald Mountain

            he bumbled, worry-free,

then "Kampfire" drove him one last mile

            to tent at N.C.G.

 

39. Laundry! Groceries! All you can eat!

            The "town-suck" had its way.

The measly mile from bridge to camp

            was all he walked that day.

 

40. Unaka Mountain's hemlock crest

            turned daylight into night:

of all the things the Worm had seen,

            the least expected sight.

 

41. He stepped and stumbled all day long

            aspiring to Roan Mount,

but fin’ly crashed at the Gap of Ash

            his toes too tired to count.

 

42. The views were fine from Roan and balds,

            beneath a hazy sun,

though rocky, rutted, rooty trails

            made the hike no fun.

 

43. The Worm's "slackpack" to Dennis Cove

            left feet and calves a-sore-a.

But fire and food and hostlery

            awaited at "Kincorra."

 

            (Day off, Kincorra Hostel, Dennis Cove, TN)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

45. Through Laurel Gorge and up Pond Mount.

            Damascus? Three days short.

Worm's off the trail now, visiting home.

            Back on next week, old sport.

 

             (Home for the weekend)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

48. From 301 a rested Worm

            (now three days off the Trail)

returned to find it just as hard

            (he thought his feets would fail).

 

49. At Vandeventer he delayed

            hoping rain would pass

but then he hiked, and slipped, and fell

            and landed on his ass.

 


 

50. From Double Spring he double-timed:

            Damascus for the night;

he was so busy hurrying

            he never saw the light.

 

51. He left at noon, his spirits high

            (and his pack weight way down!),

but hitch-hiked back from six miles out

            (forgot his pants in town).

 

52. Out of Damascus one more time

            he crept upon the Creeper

(there were two pathways out, you see,

            but one of them was steeper).

 

53. He braved the crowds at Lost Mountain

            out for Memor’yul Day

and met a ride at Elk Garden

            that whisked him clean away

 

             (off trail -- Memorial Day)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

55. Back on the Trail, for good this time,

            the rain came pelting down.

Four drear-y miles to Thomas Knob

            the price of beds in town.

 

56. The Highlands were fogged in all day

            and so he skipped the loop,

arriving in at Raccoon Branch

            with "Shaman" and his group.

 

57. The bear was grubbing near a stump

            when Rhymin' Worm espied him.

Who startled whom? Each hurried off

            with nervous looks beside him.

 

58. From sublime to ri-diculous

            (to Atkins from Mt. Rogers)

the highland trekkers sound found that

            they'd become cow-pie dodgers.

 

59. Valley hopping fourteen miles

            from Grose-close on to Knot Maul,

he hoped his throbbing shin would mend

            and his arches wouldn't fall.

 

60. On muddy trails to Chestnut Knob

            his boots they leaked like sieves;

that night the rain came rattling down

            like pebbles on the eaves.

 

61. The walk to Jenkins looked a breeze,

            but soon began to harden;

the way was snake-beset! But that

            is natural for the Garden.

 

62. He hiked in Tee-vas through Wolf Creek

            before the inundation

then took a Bland day off for rest

            and recuperation.

 

            (Day off, Bland)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

64. His ankle healed, he went for Trent's

            despite gray clouds that rolled;

the grass was green there, sun came out,

            late afternoon turned gold.

 

65. A long slow day to Sugar Run

            to stay with Tillie Wood,

whose floors were hard and loft was cold;

            but breakfast sure was good!

 

66. He re-supplied and then skipped town

            exhausting every erg.

As Bogart said to Ingrid, [beat]"We'll

            always have Paris, Berg."

 


 

67. The Worm woke feeling low this day

            so was it colds or flus?

Most likely diagnosis was:

            them dread Virginia Blues.

 

68. Both Pine Swamp Branch and Yogi Cat

            he left twelve miles behind,

and met again "St. Louis Dan"

            (a hod man's good to find).

 

69. Six rainy miles he walked before

            Fine’ly bailing out,

but met again some more old friends--

            "Jiggs" and "Kilgore Trout."

 

70. His feet complained at Sinking Creek

            with ev’ry step he planted;

that night he saw the reason why:

            both of them were slanted.

 

71. Cove Mountain Rocks and Dragon's teeth

            were more than he could take.

He camped behind Catawba Gro.

            and savored every ache.

 

72. The clouds and rain he walked through were

            the price he had to pay

for views from up on Tinker Cliffs

            that took the breath away.

 

73. A long wet cold Spring slid in-to

            warm Summer like a snail.

And just in time! His lightweight bag

            was in the Troutville mail.

 

             (Day off, Troutville, VA)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

75. Cleaned up and stuffed and resupplied,

            they dropped him off at three;

he groaned uphill to Fullhart Knob

            bereft of energy.

 

76. New boots and blisters witched his feet

            with spells both black and blue.

But Merlyn's sodas at Boblett's Gap

            applied Trail magic too.

 

77. Dehydrated and feeling low

            at Bryant Ridge's hall,

a nonstop-talking day hiker

            drove him up the wall.

 

78. On Apple Orchard thunder rolled

            and rain came down in rills.

He hunkered down at Thunder Ridge

            with headache and the chills.

 

79. At last the "dark side" had its way:

            he turned to yellow blazing;

his guts were rumbling like a drum

            and how his head was crazing.

 

80. Two nights at Wildwood Campground spent,

            six meals at Parkway Diner,

he left on Saturday improved

            but wished he felt still finer.

 

81. From Punchbowl crossing he walked north

            down to the swimming holes,

and then uphill to Cow Camp Gap

            where gnats snacked on his soles.

 

82. The talk was all of Never-land,

            and what they'd do in town.

The Worm confessed sins to The Priest

            and laid his body down.

 

83. Three Ridges Mountain wasn't fun

            for all its white blaze virtue.

The trail seemed meant to trip you up,

            the rocks were there to hurt you.

 

84. Neverland Hostel, it was said,

            remained an AT must.

He thought it past its glory days,

            now giving in to Rust.

 

85. New socks and maps in Waynesboro

            and camping at the "Y";

a horrid meal of Chinese food

            made him think he'd die.

 

86. Into the Shenandoah Park

            he hiked an easy day.

He'd lost his shirt and burnt his back

            by his Calf Mountain stay.

 

87. He made his way to Riprap Rocks

            to meet his love again;

dinner in town, the Batman flick,

            made him remember when.

 

88. Eight tents per lot--they bent the rules

            (no ranger made a call);

'twas better to have Loft and left

            than never Loft at all.

 

89. All fourteen miles to Hightop Hut

            the trail was rich with deer;

rain was threat’ning all day long

            after a week of clear.

 

90. He staggered in to Big Meadows

            too late to make the meal;

his twenty miles of soggy slog

            left him unfit to feel.

 

91. Breaking a fast at one café

            and lunching at another--

his slackpack to Pass Mountain Hut

            fed him like a mother.

 

92. Just thirteen miles to Gravel Springs--

            at last! an easy day!

The deer were many and he saw

            a bobcat on the way.

 

93. No fireworks when he left the Park,

            and cleaned up in Front Royal;

the trail had emptied out to view

            the Washington turmoil.

 


 

94. The Shenandoah's hiking waves

            had left him slightly see-sick;

north of the Park he floated where

            the roofs are ge-o-dees-ic.

 

95. The “pud” highway to the Bear's Den

            (en route to Harpers Ferry)

was worth it due to greetings there

            by Messers Ben & Jerry.

 

96. His feet were sore and so he stopped

            at Blackburn for the night;

spaghetti and a free soda

            made everything seem right.

 

97. Two weeks behind and losing time

            he came to Harpers Ferry;

another five days off the trail--

            the prospect was quite scary.

 

             (home to NC for family reasons)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

102. The ranks of hikers "off the trail"

            ballooned at Harpers Ferry.

Both strong and weak, and old and young:

            the implication scary.

 

103. From Dahlgren Campground, 18 miles

            in hundred-degree weather

left the Rhymin' Worm dried out, like

            cracked and brittle leather.

 

104. "Too hot to hoot" was the complaint

            of palindromic owls.

Too hot to hike! A p.m. nap

            did wonders for his scowls.

 

105. From Tumbling Run, so neatly kept,

            to mid-day pizza gorging,

to Quarry Gap (another gem)

            the Worm kept onward forging.

 

106. He spent his birthday on the trail

            (that's number thirty-nine)

with visions of an ice-cream feast

            on which he planned to dine.

 

107, From hostel hell at P.G.F.,

            to Boiling Spring-zes' bridge,

hello to Allegheny land,

            Good-bye to the Blue Ridge.

 

108. From rocks to valleys, the terrain,

            in Pennsylvania varies;

he walked across the Cumberland

            picking ripe raspberries.

 

109. He said goodbye in Boiling Springs

            to Earl and his Boy Scouts,

then Darlington to Duncannon

            to meet the Doyle's dropouts.

 

110. "Bigfoot" was there, as was "D-Bear"

            with "Icebox" -- Worm made four--

four of the eight who plugged Neels Gap

            only four months before.

 

111. The news: 'tween Peters Mountain and Rausch Gap

            a bear stole Bigfoot's pack.

Despite hard rain, Worm spent the miles

            looking behind his back.

 

112. The cold rain made him sluggish, and

            his gear was soggy too,

so he trundled on a mere three miles

            to the hostel bla-zed "bleu."

 

113. "Them's my rocks," said William Penn.

            "How d'ya like 'em now, boy?

You needn't be from Texas, see?

            to be a talus cowboy."

 

114. A rusty well at 501

            had set his heart a-burning,

so when he stopped at Eagle's Nest

            his stomach was a-churning.

 

115. Descending into Clinton-Port,

            the way was steep and rocky.

All night the trucks on 61

            were playing highway hockey.

 

116. He struggled over rocks and stones

            ascendng to the Pinnacle;

the smooth road down to Eckville House

            made him somewhat less cynical.

 

117. Trail bikes and trash, a nude hiker

            and graying tourist folk--

trammeled in by suburban sprawl

            "wilderness" was a joke.

 

118. His biggest day--two dozen miles--

            plus scrambling out of Lee-high:

he pushed towards the Water Gap

            to bid P.A. "goodbye."

 

119. The walk down to the Delaware

            convinced him that "rocks suck."

Thank heaven for the food and folks

            at the church pot-luck!

 

             (Day off, Delaware Water Gap, PA)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

121. His best "Trail Magic" of the hike

            awaited at Mohican--

the AMC's Delaware group

            stuffed him till he was leakin'.

 

122. Those fourteen miles to Brink Shelter

            were rocky, hot and slow,

until a p.m. thunderstorm

            soaked him head to toe.

 

123. He shaked (and baked) to Worthington's

            where donuts were still warm,

then to High Point Shelter and

            a drizzling summer storm.

 

124. Descending to the Walkill Flats--

            a sea of birds and bushes --

then over Pochunk to an inn,

            he slowly northward pushes.

 

125. Like a slug (engorged on too much fruit)

            he crept from Heaven Hill

to Waywayanda: just ten miles,

            but he had hiked his fill.

 

126. The ridges sprouted skyscrapers

            just east of Prospect Rock;

his Empire State traverse began

            with this scenic shock.

 

127. The deer complained at Mombasha,

            snorting through the night,

then to Brien [beat] through Harriman

            fighting the rock fight.

 

128. He bottomed out at Bear Mountain

            feeling tired and hairy.

The goodly Graymoor friars offered

            food and sanctuary.

 

129. Northeast to R.P.H. he trudged,

            all motivation shot;

"Trip" wobbled in near midnight, buzzed

            with Trail Magic he'd got.

 

130. A pizza break at 52

            improved his hiking stroke.

He pushed on to West Dover Road

            to see the ancient oak.

 

131. Just south of Kent his boots gave out.

            He patched them up with duct tape.

With new shoes due in four more days

            Tee-vas were his last escape.

 

132. Hooked on Hous-a-tonics, [beat] and soaked

            by rain, to Kent he fled--

seduced by laundry, dinner and

            a comfortable bed.

 

133. Mosquito swarms at Pine Swamp Brook

            soon chased him to his tent;

they sucked him dry when nature called

            no matter how fast he went.

 

134. A maildrop in Sals-bury-town

            brought him food and shoes,

so he could stop replaying those

            "Delamination Blues."

 

             (day off, Salisbury area)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

136. On Race Mountain the rain came down

            obscuring the Taconics.

He slipped on rocks three times that day.

            So who needs high colonics?

 

137. Great Barrington's small outfitter

            provided a new watch--

a month of timeless travel was

            a-bout all he could notch.

 

138. To Goose Pond from Len-ard Lean-to,

            a twenty-one mile day--

a grungy hut and kooky host

            took something from the stay.

 

139. The hike was flat to Kay Wood's place,

            'cross swampy mountain bogs:

no deer or bear or coyotes,

            but plenty of tree frogs.

 

140. He hit both Dalton and cheese-town,

            for a restaurant [beat] food-fest,

and stayed in Mary's rec room

            for a good Catholic rest.

 

141. Greylock was gray, with foggy hair,

            and crowds upon the top.

He pushed on through to Sherman's Brook;

            that night it rained non-stop.

 

142. Into the Ben & Jerry's state

            and on to Bennington,

to meet an old friend at her home:

            next day he would walk on.

 

143. Glastonbury's views were vast,

            air cool with autumn's hoar;

he slipped down rocky steps and watched

            the moon rise at Kid Gore.

 

144,. Up Stratton Mountain with no skis

            he skipped the warming hut;

at Stratton Pond a section hike-r

            psalmed until his eyes shut.

 

145. Into the outlet town he hitched

            looking for some healing;

the prospect of a day off there

            gave him a good feeling.

 

             (Day off, Episcopal church hostel in Manchester Center)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

           

147. Bromley and Peru were steep,

            the campsite charged a fee,

the caretaker was absent, though--

            it rained, but Worm stayed free.

 

148. "Mossman," "Tonic," "Broken Arrow,"

            hiked with him to Greenwall;

at Little Rock Pond cliff jumpers splashed,

            then rain poured on them all.

 

149. Up Killington to Guv Clement

            he felt all out of kilter;

he found a Pepsi at the camp

            but lost his water filter.

 


 

150. The Guinness at the Long Trail Inn

            was chilled exactly right;

they camped in woods next to Kent Pond;

            it rained again that night.

 

151. The next day had its ups and downs,

            though they weren't in a hurry;

those fifteen miles were plenty, though,

            before they reached Win-tur-ee.

 

152. Quinn the Steeplejack took them in

            and slacked them to West Hartford;

a beer run into Woodstock and

            a dry barn when the rain poured.

 

153. They slacked again to Hanover

            (a short cruise into town);

"Kadiddle's" feast was at Dan Quinn's--

            'twas late 'for all lay down.

 

154. A sluggish morning at the barn--

            their ride left after noon:

Worm left the others in H-town

            and walked out none too soon.

 

155. The Whites were in the offing as

            he hiked to Trapper John,

recovering from a chilly night

            (his summer gear still on).

 

156. Dartmouth freshmen filled the trails

            enroute to Hex-a-cub-a;

packed in with rowdy kids, he felt

            like sardines in a tuba.

 

157. He met the southbound “Kilgore Trout”

            just north of Glencliff, late.

They camped at pondside, talked at length,

            to bring each up to date.

 

158. Into the Whites, with winter gear,

            he humped up Moo-sil-aw-kee;

the views were fine at Beaver Brook

            although the way was rocky.


 

159. Over Mount Wolf he slopped and was

            quite glad when it was done,

then scrambled over Kinsman Ridge:

            exhilarating fun.

 

160. A five-mile rock hop to the Flume

            from Kinsman Pond he took,

then into town to resupply

            and clean his grimy look.

 

161. The bouquet left for "Gator Boy"

            froze up on Lafayette,

whose peak he never would ascend--

            the wind was sighing yet.

 

162. Mist and rain on Garfield Ridge

            made for a soggy night.

He moose-bog walked to Ethan Pond

            in afternoon sunlight.

 

163. Mizpah Hut was packed brim-full,

            no "work for stay" to get;

he tented at the Naumann Camp

            and wound up getting wet.

 

164. Worm spent the next day scram-ble-ing

            on Pres-i-den-tial rocks;

the views were more inspiring

            than [beat] Bigfoot's holy socks.

 

165. At Pinkham Notch the lunchtime game

            was "stuff-your-face-real-fast,"

then scramble over Wildcat Ridge

            to Carter Notch at last.

 

166. He left the Whites by blazing blue

            down into Greater Gorham,

where hikers had a paradise

            and Bruno to deplore 'em.

 

             (Day off, Gorham, NH)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

168. He slackpacked south to town again

            inspired by bearlike Bruce;

Mahoosuc miles weren't easy, though,

            nor did he see a moose.

 

169. The famous Notch and Arm of the

            Ma-hoo-sucs left him bloody;

in Maine at last, he crashed at Speck,

            too tired to read or study.

 

170. The rain and wind from Can-a-da

            left him wet and cold--

sev-en miles to Baldpate lean-to

            all that he could hold.

 

171. Up on Baldpate the ice and sleet

            were all that he could handle;

he hitched to Andover to find

            a bed & breakfast candle.

 

172. A slackpack day improved his legs

            but didn't help his mood:

back to Pine Ellis for more sleep

            and more An-do-ver food.

 

173. Worm slacked again o-ver Old Blue,

            but all he saw was gray,

then hitchhiked into Oquossoc

            ('bout freezing on the way).

 

174. One last slack day, south thirteen miles

            from 4 to 17;

he lost his cam-ra with the film

            of the three moose he'd seen.

 

175. Bur-den’d again but much refreshed

            he tackled Saddleback,

where "Mile-High Mike" (once off the Trail)

            was hiking south with pack.

 

176. From Crocker's Cirque to Horn Pond Camp

            he stumbled, slipped, and fell;

despite good wea-ther, his Maine hike

            was still a little hell.

 

177. Across the Bigelows he saw,

            far in the haze, Katahdin--

reminding him he neared the end

            of six months' steady plodding.

 

178. The rainy way to Pierce Pond was

            unrelenting drear-y,

but it was flat! And Monson neared!

            That made him feel more cheery.

 

179. His fording of the Kennebec

            was by canoe (not wade-y);

he camped at Pleasant Pond but missed

            the fabled Cookie Lady.

 

180. 'Cross Moxie Bald in snow flurries

            he braved a cold Maine breeze;

at the esker near Bald Mountain Stream

            he camped beneath dead trees.

 

181. His seventh month on the A.T.

            and he walked into Monson,

and dinner at the Pie Lady's

            (real meatloaf! [beat] not Swanson).

 

             (Day off at Shaw's Boarding House, Monson, ME)

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.

 

183. En-ter-ing the Hundred Miles

            Worm’s backpack weighed a ton.

He'd constantly remind himself

            that he was having fun.

 

184. Over the Barren Chairback range

            the shelters were quite crowded,

but worse, the weather was still cold,

            Katahdin's skies were clouded.

 

185. Worm saw "The Greatest Mountain" late

            while on Gulf Hagas Hill;

at Tappan Campsite winds blew fierce--

            his solitude was chill.

186. With "Numb" and "Stoutheart" and "Not Yet"

            he rounded White Cap's bald

to see Katahdin's splendor and

            the long walk's end, which called.

 

187. Un-der blue skies, through dazzling leaves

            they sprinted through the lowlands

and camped by Nah-ma-tan-ka Lake

            upon the gravel shore sands.

 

188. Gray skies a-gain by Rainbow Lake

            which brooded clear and deep.

Just one more trail day waited them--

            the loons sang them to sleep.

 

189. "In-jun Summer" made them sweat

            the day's walk in the park.

No one slept well that night: [beat] they lay

            there anxious in the dark.

 

            [And finally, Day 190—the hike up Katahdin]

 

Then Saturday dawned clear and cold:

            the end of the endeavor.

He reached the peak with bloody knees,

            but he could see forever.

 

The Worm went South to Springer Mount,

            burning all his bridges;

his next six months a series of

            Appalachian Ridges.